The After 3.00 A.M. Post

Between periods of charged emotions and jaded indifference I really don't have time to be a normal person with normal feelings. But then again, who's to decide what's normal?

Let's just say for the sake of my commentary here that 'normal' is the state where your brain does not feel like it's in a constant frenzy of emotions.

Or that normal means being able to relate to the majority of the people in a society.

Yes, that sounds good. So now that we have that established let's get back to discussing me. Because obviously, this is my blog. And we will be talking about me. If you're not interested in reading about me, you really shouldn't be here.

Here's a picture of a cat with purple eyes as an apology if you landed here accidentally.

 Okay so where was I? Yes, being normal. Which I'm not. Esha Saiyyed gets that very well. (Thank you Esha, for understanding and responding to my weirdest comments.)

But then GUYS. Omg. GUISE. Guys. HEY. HEY GUYS. Listen. So I was saying. GUYS.

I was saying I found this one guy who makes me feel normal. Like, not even kidding. Allah mian ka wada.

He treats me like I'm a normal person. I don't know why he does that. Just completely ignores my self derogatory humour and my self esteem issues. He just does not acknowledge that I have any issues at all.

Don't get me wrong, he isn't delusional. He does tell me where I'm wrong and wants me to be a better person and all that shit. But he doesn't let me wallow in the petty self created troubles that my brain likes to conjure up to screw my life over even more.

So when he does that. When he pretends I'm capable of being mentally and emotionally stable guess what happens?

Yes, Einstein, that's correct. I actually feel mentally and emotionally stable.

What the kewl boyz he is.

Acha bas, I have to get back to work now.

Reasons Why You Should Have a Blog

You. Yes, you. Do you own a blog? No? Why not?

I mean, seriously. You don't need to be a novelist to become a blogger. You just need a decent sense of grammar and vocab and of course, opinions.

If you're on other social networking websites such as Twitter and Facebook, and you use them to interact with other people you're already blogging. Well, micro blogging that is. Why not build on that and actually try pushing out slightly longer pieces of opinions on the internet?

Of course, I wouldn't be asking you to waste your time on something that wouldn't have any incentives.

More and more brands in Pakistan are looking towards Digital Media for advertising and they need good bloggers to help them infiltrate the interwebz. In return they offer freebies and special event invites.

If you're good enough, your hobby might just turn into landing you some ka-ching! You see, freelance content writing in Pakistan right now pays anything from $1- $80 per 500 words.

Bloggers are even getting discounts now. But that's only just started out. The only place I know of in Karachi is Biryani of the Seas which offers a discount to bloggers.

Lastly, I think there is no better way to express yourself than to vomit it out in a blog post. It makes you feel better and documents your opinions and responses further helping you grow as a person.