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The 'Visa Milgaya- Mithai Banto' give away

Hello there. I'm feeling generous. So. Here you go.




HUGE COCK!!!!





Amazing, isn't it?

People are nicer than they think

I was in the mood for some trolling yesterday, so I typed out this text message:

"PLEASE HELP ME I CANT TURN CAPSLOCK OFF ON MY FONE AND ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS HATE ME NOW BECAUSE THEY THINK IM SHOUTING AT THEM PLZZ HELP"

and sent it to 20 people. Only 3 got that I was kidding, and the rest actually tried to help me. Please keep in mind that most of these people consider themselves very...kamina. But in reality, they are extremely helpful people. Yeah guys, take your badassness and shove it down the toilet. You're all rainbows and butterflies. Ha. 



Oh and ILY guise. Esp Loner, who went on Google and searched for the solution.


Humanity does have hope ^_^

If you think you have it bad, check this out...

BED INTRUDER SONG!!!



I know this is old but still. The Gregory Brothers do a song about Antoine Dodson, SO HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO HUSBAND.

WHATTTT? MY STAR SIGN HAS CHANGED?!

"First they take away Pluto, and now this."- S. Lone

Yeah, according to this article, the earth has shifted on it's axis and you are now a month behind your star sign.
Other articles also mention a 13th astrological sign called Ophiuchus. Check your new star here:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20


Meanwhile, another article negates this completely. 


So guise, AM I AN EFFING VIRGO OR A LEO? O__O

Too much winter.

Okay. Remember how in my last post I was all like, "woohoo I am like too kewlz for the winter" and all? Well guess what. Winter has turned full bitch mode on me. It's really bad. I'm in Lahore now btw, for CARMA '11. I got my visa just btw. I'll get to CARMA a little later, let me just update Islamabad in very brief sentences.

Met the most amazingly warm family ever, shout out to Wardah and Maha, awesome people you guys are. And your mom makes awesome food. Mm Mm. SS, I love you, had a lot of fun and well, nausea too but it was all part of the experience so, issallgood.

Okay moving on to CARMA '11. Shit scene hai yaar. Accomodation ka. No heaters here and ice cold water. I'm seriously considering shifting back to the place where I was staying before I checked in to LUMS. Dekhtey hain.

On the other hand, CARMA in itself is turning out to be a pretty great experience. Won't update much on that yet, since the competition is still going on but, I attended a workshop by Talat Hussain. Yeah, the guy I wrote about when my blog was in it's infancy. Kya baat hai. As MA would say, WAH JI WAH. Although she's not very wahjiwah at the moment. She thinks we're going to die because of the cold. Whattay death. Frozen on my laptop with blaaagger daat caam open.

Bus. I'm tired now. Bye.

P.S. Bilal Khan would've walked these LUMS ki streets sometime. WOOHOO. ^^

Islamabaad is like 2 kewlzz 4 me ^^

Me: (explaining the V process to Sai) "So we have to be really confident while giving the interview.."

Sai: (giggles) "HAAAA. HAAA. Did you see that?"

Me: "What?" =/

Sai: "I can see your breath." (giggles like the little squirrel she is)

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Hmm so the flight was pretty good. And safe. Alhamdulillah. I was hoping for a little turbulence, for teh dramaz but *sigh*.

Islamabad isn't as cold as I was told. All those topas and mufflers are being wasted. *stares pointedly at Mamma and Sheena*

All of you guys who wished me luck and a safe flight, you made me feel very loved. ^^ Thankyouu. :)

Oh and you, WB. I am keeping an eye on her. Do not worry ;)

P.S. We got free food on the plane. Duh, yes. But I feel like free food should be mentioned always, it's a special thing and makes me happy.

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On a last note, any Lahoriites out there who read my blog, what are the best places to visit there? I'm coming down there for Carma soonish.
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